My Artificial Intellegence Buddy by sandmn321

Today at the sci-fi fair I found a real surprise. An artificial intellegence box was being raffled off.

April 27, 2009, 8:21 am - [1]

I bought myself an arm length's worth of tickets and hoped for the best that my name would be called.

April 27, 2009, 8:22 am - [2]

At the end of the day when the tickets were pulled, I found myself to be the owner of a brand new piece of technology.

April 27, 2009, 8:23 am - [3]

Reading the box, I soon found that my newest toy is capable of learning and developing a unique personality.

April 27, 2009, 8:26 am - [4]

However a box exterior is not suggestive of something capable of having much personality. So I begin looking around my room for something.

April 27, 2009, 8:29 am - [5]

Suddenly I see what I am looking for stashed away in the corner of my room. My old teddy bear named Timmy is sitting blankly staring at me.

April 27, 2009, 8:31 am - [6]

I snatch up Timmy and carefully begin the process of converting my favorite childhood toy into a wonderful technological device.

April 27, 2009, 8:32 am - [7]

Cutting Timmy along the seams and sewing my A.I. box into his back, my final results are glorious.

April 27, 2009, 8:34 am - [8]

I have created my old childhood favorite teddy bear into something that I can use once again.

April 27, 2009, 8:35 am - [9]

I have big plans for Timmy! He is going to be my new best friend maybe the only one I will ever need.

April 27, 2009, 8:37 am - [10]

But creating Timmy's new personality will be a long process, I must be careful during his development.

April 27, 2009, 8:39 am - [11]

Much like a parent, I will protect Timmy from any exposure to the outside world that will corrupt him.

April 27, 2009, 8:40 am - [12]

Timmy will never leave my side, that way I can watch over and monitor his personal development.

April 27, 2009, 8:42 am - [13]

He will be my movie buddy, I can quote and joke about any line. Man he will be a funny guy and know just how to make me laugh.

April 27, 2009, 8:45 am - [14]

In my spare time I will make sure that Timmy never misses an episode of SportsCenter so that he will always know the scores of the big game.

April 27, 2009, 8:47 am - [15]

He will be a wealth of infomation, that will impress every sports buff that I might happen to meet.

April 27, 2009, 8:48 am - [16]

One of the most important places that Timmy will help me with in life is in school.

April 27, 2009, 8:49 am - [17]

He is the ideal study partner because he never forgets anything. He will come with me to class and never miss a beat.

April 27, 2009, 8:50 am - [18]

When I am stuck on a problem during my late night studies, I will simply ask Timmy for some help and he will be the best of all tutors.

April 27, 2009, 8:51 am - [19]

Timmy will know my strengths and my weaknesses. And he will teach me in the best way possible.

April 27, 2009, 8:52 am - [20]

To thank Timmy for his help, I will take him to new experiences like baseball games and the zoo.

April 27, 2009, 8:54 am - [21]

Because that is just what friends do. They help each other out and so each other a good time.

April 27, 2009, 8:56 am - [22]

Eventually Timmy will be ready to come with me on a trip around Europe where he will act as my personal translator.

April 27, 2009, 8:57 am - [23]

Together we will see the world, Timmy the stuffed bear and I. We will be the perfect friends.

April 27, 2009, 8:58 am - [24]

As we are travelling, we will marvel over the sights together.

April 27, 2009, 9:01 am - [25]

And we will do lots of people watching. I will be able to be completely honest with Timmy, because he can keep perfect secrets.

April 27, 2009, 9:03 am - [26]

So I can tell him what I really think about the weird guy at the bus stop next to me with his shirt on inside out,

April 27, 2009, 9:05 am - [27]

or about the beautiful women sitting at the table next to mine.

April 27, 2009, 9:05 am - [28]

Timmy will be my perfect companion, I will no longer need the interaction of the real world.

April 27, 2009, 9:06 am - [29]

And when it is time for me to approach the real world, I will still have Timmy with me to give me his opinion of it.

April 27, 2009, 9:07 am - [30]

I can ask him for advice on what he thinks about the girls I want to date, and how he feels about the people I meet as friends.

April 27, 2009, 9:09 am - [31]

But Timmy will be more critical of personality that me, and he will be able to percieve who is really worth friending.

April 27, 2009, 9:10 am - [32]

He will protect me much like I protected him as he was developing.

April 27, 2009, 9:11 am - [33]

Eventually I will not need anyone outside of Timmy in order to be happy.

April 27, 2009, 9:15 am - [34]

We will know each other perfectly and we will fit each other perfectly. I will be the happiest guy in the world for having no human friends.

April 27, 2009, 9:16 am - [35]

But how happy will that really be? Maybe I should rethink where I put my arm length worth of tickets.

April 27, 2009, 9:19 am - [36]
Completed: April 27, 2009, 9:19 am