The New Personal Assistant by rucktard

The new teddy bear device would be one of the most unique and helpful tools to ever hit this planet.

April 25, 2009, 7:24 pm - [1]

It would be like your own personal assistant only better, because it would make no mistakes, require no hourly wages, and never be grumpy.

April 25, 2009, 7:26 pm - [2]

Once a person purchases their own teddy bear device, it can be programmed to do all there specific needs, making it the perfect assistant.

April 25, 2009, 7:28 pm - [3]

This new teddy bear device would be approximately eight inches long, so it could fit into a purse or small bag.

April 25, 2009, 7:29 pm - [4]

On the bears back would be a spot to plug in USB cords, a power cord for charging, and other random sized plug in areas.

April 25, 2009, 7:31 pm - [5]

Flashdrives, camera's, Ipod's, and many other gadgets would be able to be connected to the bear through it's back.

April 25, 2009, 7:32 pm - [6]

On the front of the bear would be a four by four screen that displayed colored images such as picures, a daily calendar and any other needs.

April 25, 2009, 7:34 pm - [7]

The first step to programming the teddy bear device would be to assign it a name and gender.

April 25, 2009, 7:34 pm - [8]

My bear's name would be Lisa and it would be a female.

April 25, 2009, 7:35 pm - [9]

Lisa would have a very positive personality and would always be upbeat and cheerful.

April 25, 2009, 7:40 pm - [10]

Her voice would be very calm and pretty and she would always be smiling(her facial expression doesn't change because it's sewn on).

April 25, 2009, 7:41 pm - [11]

Lisa would program herself primarily by exposure and experience because she records and stores everything that happens in her suroundings.

April 25, 2009, 7:44 pm - [12]

To start Lisa's career out right as a great assistant it would first be important to connect her to my computer through a USB cord.

April 25, 2009, 7:46 pm - [13]

Once she is connected to the computer she would download everything from the computer's hard drive onto her personal hard drive.

April 25, 2009, 7:47 pm - [14]

Once Lisa has been connected to my computer she would automatically be wired into forever, even if she is not physically connected.

April 25, 2009, 7:48 pm - [15]

This means that any activity that happened on my computer Lisa would be aware of, and would go through her system as well and be stored.

April 25, 2009, 7:50 pm - [16]

From the information on my computer Lisa would be able to start to put together what my personality is like.

April 25, 2009, 7:50 pm - [17]

This is essential because as Lisa starts to learn more about me, she will begin to be able to perfom the tasks for me the way I want them.

April 25, 2009, 7:53 pm - [18]

With the information from my computer Lisa would also learn about my writing style, my interests, music I like, and other personal things.

April 25, 2009, 7:56 pm - [19]

Lisa's memory is so big that it is almost virtually impossible for her to run out of memory space to store infomation.

April 25, 2009, 7:56 pm - [20]

The next step in developing Lisa is to take her to as many places as possible so she gains a lot of exposure.

April 25, 2009, 8:07 pm - [21]

Exposure will help Lisa learn to handle situations and teach her how I interact with people so she can better develop as my assistant.

April 25, 2009, 8:09 pm - [22]

Once programmed, Lisa would be able to record notes for me in class.

April 25, 2009, 8:12 pm - [23]

She would do this through the recorder that is embedded in her and then translate it into a word document and email it to me.

April 25, 2009, 8:12 pm - [24]

The notes would include everything the professor said as well as snap-shots of the board with any important pictures or graphs.

April 25, 2009, 8:13 pm - [25]

Lisa would also have the ability to write email responses, however she would never send them.

April 25, 2009, 8:14 pm - [26]

This way she could write a response so I wouldn't have to but I could still check it over and add to it before it was actually sent out.

April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm - [27]

Lisa would also act as my personal planner, recording all possible events I may be interested in and keeping track of my schedule.

April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm - [28]

She would get the infomation about events from sources such as email, and when I spoke directly to her, telling her the events to schedule.

April 25, 2009, 8:20 pm - [29]

Lisa would also have a clock in her. This way she could always tell what time it was and give me reminders if I was running late.

April 25, 2009, 8:21 pm - [30]

She would also have a thermometer in her so she could tell temperature and would always be aware of the upcoming weather.

April 25, 2009, 8:22 pm - [31]

Lisa would also be able to display and store photo albums on her front screen.

April 25, 2009, 8:23 pm - [32]

This would be convenient because I wouldn't have to print as many pictures, and she would automatically group and organize digital pictures.

April 25, 2009, 8:24 pm - [33]

Lisa's other important function would be to summarize long papers or textbooks for me.

April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm - [34]

I would be able to download them onto her server and she would be able to email me a summary of whatever was downloaded.

April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm - [35]

Lisa's abilities would continue to expand the longer she was with me because she would continue learning.

April 25, 2009, 8:26 pm - [36]

Almost any command I wanted would be able to be completed by simply telling it directly to her.

April 25, 2009, 8:27 pm - [37]

Lisa would be one of the most convenient gadgets ever because she would eliminate all the busy work.

April 25, 2009, 8:28 pm - [38]
Completed: April 25, 2009, 8:29 pm