Artificially Intelligent by rpuccia

What would I do with an artificially intelligent teddy bear. Hmmmm....

April 26, 2010, 12:38 pm - [1]

The bear has all its senses but cannot move, well that takes out doing chores.

April 26, 2010, 12:39 pm - [2]

However since he can connect to the internet, I would have use for him on many fronts.

April 26, 2010, 12:40 pm - [3]

First, as a gamer, I would have him play all my online games doing the boring stuff like grinding and merchanting.

April 26, 2010, 12:41 pm - [4]

This would allow me to jump on anytime and play the fun parts of games like instances and player vs player without spending hours to level

April 26, 2010, 12:42 pm - [5]

Also, my bear would be similar to the movie The Matrix. He would be plugged into the net, able to instantly learn anything I needed him to.

April 26, 2010, 12:43 pm - [6]

Hmm.. today I want to learn kung-fu. Albatron (my bears name) would be able to walk me through the basics (figuratively, he cant move).

April 26, 2010, 12:45 pm - [7]

Albatron, being a male of course, would have little extra feelings. He would do as he was told and not complain. He is a happy individual.

April 26, 2010, 12:46 pm - [8]

If I need help with homework, no problem. Albatron is a genius and can teach me anything.

April 26, 2010, 12:48 pm - [9]

He could also give me links to the most relevant scholarly articles online if i needed to write a research paper.

April 26, 2010, 12:49 pm - [10]

Music wise, Albatron could give me guitar lessons verbally, and help me with my solo's.

April 26, 2010, 12:50 pm - [11]

with his limited arm movement, he could also play the triangle in my band.

April 26, 2010, 12:51 pm - [12]

Albatron, the cool bear he is, would be one of the guys, and would watch tv and hang out with me at home

April 26, 2010, 12:53 pm - [13]

He is also a master chef in his own mind and could tell me exactly how to make delicious meals every night for dinner.

April 26, 2010, 12:54 pm - [14]

If i procrastinated homework for too long, he could process all the questions and spit out the answers.

April 26, 2010, 12:56 pm - [15]

But that would only make me artificially intelligent as well...

April 26, 2010, 12:57 pm - [16]

So before tests Albatron could create visual study guides containing all the important information for me to study.

April 26, 2010, 12:58 pm - [17]

Albatron can also speak Italian.. yes.. he can with a perfect Italian accent.

April 26, 2010, 12:58 pm - [18]

He would learn this through watching italian television/movies and online courses.

April 26, 2010, 12:59 pm - [19]

I would then be able to practice conversation with him whenever I wanted, getting rid of my English accent

April 26, 2010, 1:00 pm - [20]

Also, if someone else in the room was doing something stupid, we could talk behind their back in Italian.

April 26, 2010, 1:01 pm - [21]

Albatron could also help me create a bluetooth controller for the xbox.

April 26, 2010, 1:10 pm - [22]

That way he could play multiplayer games with me, or dominate halo online.

April 26, 2010, 1:11 pm - [23]

I would also teach him phrases to say only appropriate when playing online games (bad words) after killing noobs (idiots)

April 26, 2010, 1:15 pm - [24]

I would also have albatron learn about trading stocks, through online articles and classes.

April 26, 2010, 1:18 pm - [25]

Then I would have him follow company updates to see what stocks to invest in or drop

April 26, 2010, 1:18 pm - [26]

This would greatly increase my portfolio and earn a lot of money.

April 26, 2010, 1:19 pm - [27]

I would also tell Albatron what kid of books I enjoy.

April 26, 2010, 1:21 pm - [28]

He would then read a mass amount of online books and generate a list of top books he thinks i should read.

April 26, 2010, 1:21 pm - [29]

Overall Albatron and myself would be good friends.

April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm - [30]

I would teach him our pop culture and he would help me in all of the previous ways

April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm - [31]

Maybe I would take the money from the stock trading to help find him a little girlfriend...

April 26, 2010, 1:25 pm - [32]

But that could get very annoying for me and Albatron doesn't mind not having one...

April 26, 2010, 1:26 pm - [33]

That would be a whole new story in itself.

April 26, 2010, 1:27 pm - [34]

I would really benefit from a Artificially intelligent bear, even if it cant move. He could help me micromanage all my tasks so i have more-

April 26, 2010, 1:28 pm - [35]

TIME FOR FUN!!!!

April 26, 2010, 1:29 pm - [36]
Completed: April 26, 2010, 1:29 pm