Teddy Bear 2.0 by thelateoriginal

Sept. 14th: I've just received a teddy bear from my grandma for my birthday; it's weird to say the least. I like her though, so I'll keep it

April 25, 2010, 11:30 pm - [1]

Sept. 14th: Per Matt's request I've named the bear Javier. Also if anyone would like to meet me for pizza tonight I'm down.

April 25, 2010, 11:51 pm - [2]

Sept. 16th: THE BEAR JUST SAID MY NAME WTF?!

April 25, 2010, 11:54 pm - [3]

Sept. 16th: In looking for the bear's Furby-like recording device I've discovered that it is sentient. brb, experimentin'

April 25, 2010, 11:57 pm - [4]

Sept 17th: Haven't slept. Javier (he prefers that I not call him "it") is really a conscious being. Im probably not going out for a few days

April 26, 2010, 12:08 am - [5]

Sept 24th: An update on what I have found out: Javier can see, hear, and has limited sense of touch; he can also speak and move his arms.

April 26, 2010, 12:14 am - [6]

Sept 26th: BLUETOOTH. Javier has bluetooth. This opens up a whole new world of interfacing capabilities.

April 26, 2010, 12:23 am - [7]

Oct 3rd: I set up an email account for Javier so we can keep in touch (people think it's weird when I carry a bear around).

April 26, 2010, 1:25 am - [8]

Oct 10th: @BearJavier I see you've created a twitter account and are following me. I guess this will cut down the amount of emails we send.

April 26, 2010, 1:31 am - [9]

Oct 10th: @BearJavier No, I'm not trying to distance myself from you, I just think this will make it easier for both of us.

April 26, 2010, 1:36 am - [10]

Oct 10th: @BearJavier I see it as a non-issue, but we can talk about it when I get home. I'm sorry that my actions seem that way though.

April 26, 2010, 1:45 am - [11]

Oct 20th: I'm swamped with papers. If anybody needs me I'll be in the library for the next 2-ish weeks.

April 26, 2010, 1:47 am - [12]

Oct 25th: MORE PAPERS!? C'mon!

April 26, 2010, 1:48 am - [13]

Oct 26th: Writing papers is so much easier with Javier "typing" what I dictate. Thanks Javier: Thavier. http://thanksants.com/Javier

April 26, 2010, 2:00 am - [14]

Oct 29th: @DeftClip I don't need you to edit my paper anymore, I just got Javier to do it. You better be ready for Halloween now.

April 26, 2010, 2:10 am - [15]

Oct 31st: Idk if I can go out tonight, I procrastinated on the paper I have due tomorrow. The mystery gang will be Shaggy-less.

April 26, 2010, 2:14 am - [16]

Oct 31st: @DeftClip I feel bad making Javier write it, but he knows my writing style. But I did think of the thesis; I'll see just this once

April 26, 2010, 2:20 am - [17]

Oct 1st: besst party evar! im gonig regret this tomorow btw i love you matt

April 26, 2010, 2:28 am - [18]

Oct 1st: My head hurts. However, Thank you so much Javier, the paper is awesome, better than I could have done.

April 26, 2010, 2:30 am - [19]

Nov 4th: I fixed the bug that's been making my tweets appear a month older. 2 more papers this week: the life of a social science major.

April 26, 2010, 2:47 am - [20]

Nov 5th: Javier says he can write one of my papers for me so that I can study. Idk how I feel about the ethics of this, but it's convenient.

April 26, 2010, 2:51 am - [21]

Nov 6th: @BearJavier Just got back that paper you wrote, we got an A, and the prof didn't suspect a thing. How's that other one coming?

April 26, 2010, 2:54 am - [22]

Nov 16th: Man I'm amazing- just got back my last three papers and I got an A on all of them.

April 26, 2010, 1:57 pm - [23]

Nov 20th: @Kriegnerv Idk if I have time for it tonight, but it sounds so fun. I'll see if I can make Javier do my work, but chances are slim

April 26, 2010, 2:02 pm - [24]

Nov 20th: @BearJavier I know I don't have to go out, but can't you just do it? It's not like you haven't done it before.

April 26, 2010, 2:05 pm - [25]

Nov 21st: I'm so tired. @Kriegnerv we should do last night again some time if you're ever free again.

April 26, 2010, 2:08 pm - [26]

Nov 29th: F@#$ Finals. I have a feeling that the bear is going to get a lot of use these coming weeks.

April 26, 2010, 2:09 pm - [27]

Dec 3rd: Man, I'm bored. Why does everyone have to be studying all the time? If anyone's free hit me up.

April 26, 2010, 2:10 pm - [28]

Dec 5th: @DeftClip You should just get a bear like me. It makes work so much easier, I don't even need to come up thesis statements anymore.

April 26, 2010, 2:13 pm - [29]

Dec 10th: Finally finals are over. Just in time too, I was about to go crazy out of boredom. Time to go home, be back in a month.

April 26, 2010, 2:14 pm - [30]

Dec 25th: Merry Christmas!

April 26, 2010, 2:15 pm - [31]

Jan 2nd: @BearJavier stop flooding my inbox with emails! I realize I left you at school, what was I supposed to do, take a bear home with me

April 26, 2010, 2:18 pm - [32]

Jan 6th: Back at school, who else is here yet?

April 26, 2010, 2:20 pm - [33]

Jan 9th: The profs really know how to start a semester well, I already have a paper due next week. Oh Javier...

April 26, 2010, 2:24 pm - [34]

Jan 20th: This semester is already seeming like it's gonna be so much easier than last. What did I do with my time back then?

April 26, 2010, 2:26 pm - [35]

Feb 12th: Just learned Pachelbel's Canon on guitar. I'm #Bored. Someone do something with me!

April 26, 2010, 2:29 pm - [36]

Feb 28th: Mid term grades = awesome. 4.0 ftw! This is my first time having straight As in 6 years!

April 26, 2010, 2:32 pm - [37]

Feb 28th: @BearJavier I don't see why you think you deserve credit. I come up with most of the papers' ideas, you just do the grunt work.

April 26, 2010, 2:35 pm - [38]

March 1st: @BearJavier I said most, and my grades are based off more than just papers, quit whining. A caveman could do your job.

April 26, 2010, 2:37 pm - [39]

March 7th: Ive learned that if I threaten to take out the bear's batteries it has to write my papers.Also, it has learned to use insults.

April 26, 2010, 2:41 pm - [40]

March 10th: @BearJavier I'm serious about the emails and twitter messages, if you don't stop I'll block you from those websites.

April 26, 2010, 2:42 pm - [41]

March 20th: The bear has found its way around my firewalls, it's smarter than I thought. @BearJavier you uncanny valley pile if circuits!

April 26, 2010, 2:44 pm - [42]

March 27th: I've got a meeting today with the academic integrity board. The bear reported me. I "put it down." He won't be missed.

April 26, 2010, 2:47 pm - [43]
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